theycallmethemoose:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

stammsternenstaub:

saxifraga-x-urbium:

asterion22:

prettylittletmi:

Daniel Radcliffe Brushes Off ‘Fifty Shades’ Snub (x)

I appreciate the very real disgust on his face in the second gif. 

i bet rob pattinson just rang him up and screamed don’t do it in the phone

I bet this phonecall happened at 2am with no greeting and Dan knew exactly who it was and why.

I bet Robert Pattinson has made it his mission in life to prevent people from taking shitty roles that will haunt them forever and everyone in Hollywood knows it and now he’s like the Acting Avenger

the Acting Avenger

(Source: heroinesaddiction)

via wishyounew (originally heroinesaddiction)

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caseyanthonyofficial:

Having to explain a joke is like going to prom with your sister

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deductionhunters:

pleatedjeans:

Douchey Rich Kids of Snapchat (24 Pics)

Do you ever just want to punch someone in the face

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  • baby:t- t-
  • parents:the baby's first words!
  • baby:t- thh- th-
  • parents:three??? thing???
  • baby:t- tha- tha-
  • baby:That’s right, I am Kira. And what can you do? Kill me right here? Hear this: I’m not only Kira, but I’m also God of the new world. Kira has become law in the world we now live. He’s the one who’s maintaining order. I have become justice, the only hope for mankind. Kill me? Is that really the right thing to do? Since Kira’s appearance six years ago, wars have stopped and global crime rates have been reduced by over 70%, but it’s not enough! This world is still rotten… with too many rotten people…. Somebody has to do this! And when I first got that notebook all those years ago, I knew I had to do it—no, I was the only one who could! I understood that killing people was a crime. THERE WAS NO OTHER WAY! THE WORLD HAD TO BE FIXED! A purpose given to me! Only I could do it! Who else could’ve done it and come this far?! WOULD THEY’VE KEPT GOING?! … The only one… who can create a new world… is me…

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gorlt:

stereotypes against white people are not dangerous at all. no one is out here stopping and frisking you guys for liking starbucks and chipotle. meanwhile, black teenagers suspected of being “thugs” and “threats” are slain on sight so please calm the fuck down and learn how to take a joke

via sunnshinees (originally gorlt)

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religiousmom:

do you ever wanna listen to music but every song is just not the right song

via sunnshinees (originally religiousmom)

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thenames-hiccup:

yo mama jokes don’t work very well here

(Source: thenameshiccup)

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jinkissweatyballs:

i don’t understand why bts gotta go to LA to learn about hip hop when the godfather of rap, choi minho, is in South Korea?

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stopstealingmynames:

God bless those people who are INCREDIBLE writers but decide to use those skills to write gay fanfiction

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buenairsol:

brntsienna:

gameroomrecordings:

IT TRICKY TO BAG A WOMAN WHILE SHE WORKING OUT …THEY BE TRYING TO ACT ALL SERIOUS AND FOCUSED….THE TRICK IS SIMPLE DON’T TRY TO BE ALL SMOOTH AND SEXY AND SHIT …YOU GOTTA MAKE HER LAUGH …CRACK A JOKE ON HOW SHE RUN OR HOW CRAZY SHE SWEATING RIGHT NOW …TELL HER YOU HEARD HER FART WHILE SHE WAS STRETCHING …WHEN SHE BREAK HER FAKE FOCUS OFFER TO RUN WITH HER BE HER WORK OUT DATE AND TALK DIET ….THEN ASK HER WHAT SHE EAT AND TELL HER YOU CAN COOK THAT ….INVEST IN AT LEAST TRYING AND IF THAT FAIL …FUCK IT ORDER SOME GOOD SHIT …AND PLAN A DATE TO WORK IT OFF TOGETHER!!!

IF YOU LUCKY YOU MIGHT END UP WORKING IT OFF THAT SAME NIGHT

THANK ME LATER LOL

JERRY ARCADE

nothing is more irritating and degrading than a guy trying to talk to me during a workout…keep strategizing doe you just improved my curve game

^

via jeanlocked (originally brntsienna)

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daftlypunk:

daftlypunk:

do not flirt with women when they are at work

do not take advantage of women who are in situations where they cannot say no or be blunt

#im a barista not your goddamn girlfriend take your coffee and leave

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timothydelaghetto:

sunflower-mama:

lesmemoirs:

blametherapistneverthevictim:

 

i’ve found my favourite 

WELL SHIT

Yo, it’s CRAZY how I was just joking around with Rick today about how scary it would be to come across really buff aggressive gay dudes that wanted to force buttsex on us, then I said, “FUCK! GIRLS GO THROUGH THAT LIKE EVERY DAY!”

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theweniswarmer:

zeldatits:

teganfeatsara:

that’s how I wanna go

That’s how I wanna take someone out

"pots were also smashed during altercation" 

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